22 7 / 2014

I can’t STAND it when someone comments on the food I’m about to eat…

I sit down on the couch, 2 ham sandwiches on my plate because I have the munchies. My uncle then makes a comment and says, “Really? Two sandwiches?”

My mouth dropped. He could probably see a half eaten sandwich in there. I swallowed what I had left and asked him what the fuck he meant by that.

"Two sandwiches? Like one isn’t enough for you?"

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME HOW MANY GOD DAMN SANDWICHES I CAN EAT? IM SORRY, I DIDNT KNOW THAT GIRLS ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO HAVE ONE SANDWICH. OMG I HOPE I DONT GAIN TEN POUNDS BECAUSE OF THAT EXTRA BREAD AND HAM I PURPOSELY PUT TOGETHER!!!

My other uncle then proceeded to call me a fat ass and after I pointed out that he’s the one who could bother to eat only one sandwich a day, he said he was joking.

No. Don’t EVER joke with a girl about what she is/isn’t eating.

Fuck you

22 7 / 2014

  • 1: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • 2: *turns up music*
  • 3: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • 2: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • 3: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • 2:
  • 3: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • 4: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • 3: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • 5: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • 2: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • 6: I can make that happen.
  • 3: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • 6: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • 7: *applauds*

21 7 / 2014

21 7 / 2014

chillaxbitch:

success is nothing if you have no one left to share it with.


Especially if that person just died of lung cancer

chillaxbitch:

success is nothing if you have no one left to share it with.

Especially if that person just died of lung cancer

(via wealwaysbreathe)

20 7 / 2014

17 7 / 2014

My boyfriend let me practice contouring on his face. Luv him

My boyfriend let me practice contouring on his face. Luv him

17 7 / 2014

My cribs

17 7 / 2014

FUCK YES

FUCK YES

(Source: superbear534, via gabepalais92)

17 7 / 2014

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via truthteaserum)

17 7 / 2014